I Feel Like...

• I have no idea why the obesity rate for American adults is 34%.....well, except this one...KFC's new sandwich; which slaps 2 strips of bacon and 2 slices of cheese in between 2 processed chicken tender patties. That should bump us up to an even 40%.
• With a steroids cloud hovering over their sport, I think that baseball players should try to refrain from using the phrase, "We needed a shot in the arm" when talking about a big hit that led to a win.
• Brett Favre speaking on his performance in Thursday's loss to New Orleans- "I did all I could to prepare for this game." Ummm...no you didn't Brett. You decided not to go to training camp.
• Andy Pettitte's first rehab start will be for Double-A Trenton while facing New Hampshire in Game 2 of their playoff series. I'm sure New Hampshire is not too thrilled about that.
• Jets CB Darrelle Revis sat out training camp because he was demanding a 10-year, $162 million dollar contract. By the way, I over drafted my account the other day.
• Is there a play by a shortstop that is more jaw dropping than Jeter's "Flip Play"?
• I defy anyone, regardless of age, to say that they don't enjoy a good glass of chocolate milk
• I love the NBA players that put money and injury risk aside and play for the their National Team
• The Saturday night before the first Sunday of the NFL season reminds me of the feeling you get on Christmas Eve
• Word to the wise- when you're having a Labor Day party and you're transferring steamed vegetables from one pan to another over a lit oven top...make sure that, A) the receiving pan is not glazed with olive oil and B) that your renter's insurance is already paid that month.