Top Advisor?...Really?

Bay Frazier, Carmelo Anthony's top advisor, wrote on Twitter that Anthony is being sought to play lucrative exhibitions in Europe:

"I keep getting all these offers for him to play overseas in exhibition games. Lol. And the paper ain't that bad at all."

Frazier, where is your top advisor being like,"Hey moron, stop using the phrase ain't."

Priorities?

The judge residing in the Roger Clemens perjury trial declared a mistrial. A hearing is set for September 2nd to determine whether or not to hold a new trial to find out if Clemens lied to Congress about taking steroids when he played baseball.

Nothing on a solution for the National Debt yet.

No Way!

The NY Daily News reported today that there is a "pipeline where Mexicans living in New York City are providing illegal drugs to New Yorkers." Thank you Daily News.

Also, in more late breaking news...we landed on the moon.

Ok...The Hot Dog Eating Contest...

For the love of God, stop telling me that defending champion Joey Chestnut has a lingering shoulder injury that might be affecting how many hot dogs he can eat. Because he just ate 62 of them in 10 minutes. His shoulder seems fine.....I think the only thing that took a hit here were his chances of getting laid.

In a recent commercial, Lyrica, a drug that treats Diabetic Nerve Pain, looks like it only has a few drawbacks. The commercial goes onto say that Lyrica may cause "serious allergic reactions or suicidal thoughts or actions."

Oh that's all?? It doesn't actually just kill you? They kinda leave the ball in your court there.

In another recent commercial, Jameson said, "Stop using our lines."

Metta World Peace...why not?

Ron Artest legally changed his name to "Metta World Peace'...and he sounds like he gave it some careful consideration.

"I gotta give credit to Ochocinco...because...he changed his name...and I was like,"Woah...that's real cool."

"I'm not Buddhist or anything...but...you know, it was inspired by Buddhism though."

"At first I thought about just changing it to 'Ron World Peace'...but...I just thought, that ain't fly enough."

There's no way basketball had anything to do with him getting into St. John's.