Might Wanna Re-Phrase That...

Former German Soccer Coach and new U.S. Soccer Head Coach Jurgen Klinsmann on U.S. Soccer.....

"I deeply believe that soccer reflects the culture of a country. America never waits and sees and leaves it to other people what is next. America likes to decide on its' own what is next...I see using a proactive style...dictating."

Words you should probably avoid as a German guy in control......dictating.

Who are you talking to here?

I was on the Staten Island Ferry and this announcement comes over the PA system...

"Please pay careful attention to the following safety instructions..."

I think it's worth mentioning that the Staten Island Ferry has crashed into its' own dock roughly a dozen times

Not Exactly Normal...

In an article about Ginger Lee's involvement in the Anthony Weiner scandal, her lawyer has come out with this statement about her client...

"She hopes she will be able to resume her normal life."

Ginger Lee's a porn star by the way.

Top Advisor?...Really?

Bay Frazier, Carmelo Anthony's top advisor, wrote on Twitter that Anthony is being sought to play lucrative exhibitions in Europe:

"I keep getting all these offers for him to play overseas in exhibition games. Lol. And the paper ain't that bad at all."

Frazier, where is your top advisor being like,"Hey moron, stop using the phrase ain't."

Priorities?

The judge residing in the Roger Clemens perjury trial declared a mistrial. A hearing is set for September 2nd to determine whether or not to hold a new trial to find out if Clemens lied to Congress about taking steroids when he played baseball.

Nothing on a solution for the National Debt yet.

No Way!

The NY Daily News reported today that there is a "pipeline where Mexicans living in New York City are providing illegal drugs to New Yorkers." Thank you Daily News.

Also, in more late breaking news...we landed on the moon.

Ok...The Hot Dog Eating Contest...

For the love of God, stop telling me that defending champion Joey Chestnut has a lingering shoulder injury that might be affecting how many hot dogs he can eat. Because he just ate 62 of them in 10 minutes. His shoulder seems fine.....I think the only thing that took a hit here were his chances of getting laid.