Monday, August 2, 2010
Not everyone likes bottles...
I'm sitting on my balcony tonight and I see a guy walking down the street with a garbage bag...and his bag is "clinking"...so I assume he's collecting bottles. I stand up and say, "Bottles? (and he didn't hear me so I said it a little bit louder) HEY, you want BOTTLES?? (thinking if he does, I'll give him the things in my recycling bin) And he gives me this 'eyebrow down, face cheeks squinted, head tilted up' look face. Now after that look, I know I've somehow crossed the line, whether I like it or not (or know it or not).....I'm not sure if it was the "Bottles?" comment or the "HEY, you want BOTTLES??" comment but this guy with a bag is more than pissed. He looks at me and goes, "What!?" .....(at this point I realize he lives across the street and is just taking out his garbage) I pause for a second and say, "Bottles?...Do we put them out tonight?" As he's walking back into his place, he looks over his right shoulder and goes, "Yeah."...then I retired from the balcony for a little while...and shut my blinds.
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