Quotes from sportscasters that are so obvious that the only thing you can think to say is "No Shit!"
Situation- Kerry Wood has struggled with injuries throughout his career, being placed on the disabled list 14 times in the 13 seasons of his major league career.
Quote-"Kerry Wood turned out to have a few physical issues."
Situation- Bottom 9, men on 2nd and 3rd, two out, 2 strikes. Papelbon throws a ball.
Quote-"Papelbon definitely wanted that strikeout."
Situation- Andy Roddick just set the world record for hitting a tennis ball 155 mph.
Quote- "Voltchkov couldn't quite get to that that serve."
Situation- During the Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods was about to chip a shot that was about 75 feet from the pin.
Quote- "He's gotta be careful not to over-swing."
Situation- The Chicago Bears had several penalties in the 2nd half during their game against the NY football Giants.
Quote - "13 2nd half penalties...all in the 2nd half, that's way too many many."
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