Pants....

• There are few things in the world that scare me more than teenagers walking around on Halloween


• If I say that I'm really impressed with people that are great at crossword puzzles, does that instantly make me sound a little bit stupid?


• What's the protocol when you see a guy walking down the street and his fly's down? Head nod. Eye contact. Mid contact. Double Head nod? Or just grab the guy by the shoulder and zip the fly up. And then figure out which one of your boys are gunna go to the ATM for $500.