I'm gunna touch on just a few paid program items that kinda make me question the existence of human intelligence, or lack there of...
First, the Fushigi Ball...https://www.fushigiball.com/default.aspx?mid=742426 which, shockingly, isn't using the guy pictured above as their spokesman...
Somewhere David Bowie is smiling for a few reasons.
A) his mind-boggling craft of somehow twirling a magic gravity ball between his fingers is finally catching on,
B) his residuals from an unexpected hike in "Labyrinth" DVD sales has bumped his income up, OR
C) he finally has a group of people to hang out with on Saturday nights
And what the hell are you gunna do when you get a Fushigi?.....besides more acid.
Second, the Pajama Jeans https://www.fushigiball.com/default.aspx?mid=742426
What a wonderful idea.
Have we gotten so lazy that we've now decided that there's just way too much effort that has to be put into changing out of our pajamas...or vice versa?
"Pajama jeans are shaping up to be the newest fad." Seriously? Well screw the iPad.
And if I ever see someone at the gym working out in these, I will punch them square in the face.
Third, not even sure of the name of this one, but the thing that "makes your life more convenient" by cutting hard plastic. Apparently we have now officially run out of paid program ideas. And we're now just onto infringement ideas. Cause they're called scissors.
All of which lead me to my next thought...I need to start going to bed earlier.
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