Quick Hits...

• Dunkin' Donuts is now selling stuffed pepperoni breadsticks. In rationalizing there decision to market such an item they replied, "Well, America just isn't fat enough."


• Sonic, none of your branches are in NYC...stop with your commercials that air in NYC. And while we're at it...just stop in general.


• The Egyptian King Cobra that went missing from The Bronx Zoo was found the other day. Zookeepers had been looking for the cobra for over a week and found the snake coiled in a secluded dark corner -"almost exactly as we would have predicted," Zoo director James Brehemy said. "Almost exactly as we would have predicted." Let me break this quote down for you..."Almost exactly"- so you didn't think it would've been in a corner. "As we would have predicted"-so you didn't even make a prediction. Strong case Mr. Breheny. That was actually his 2nd quote after finding the snake. His 1st quote being, "THANK F-CKING GOD!"


• How are some of the comics in the paper still being published? Like the ones that are slightly complicated and end with "To Be Continued", what's that all about? It's a comic, finish it. I know what you're thinking right now, how'd I get so smart.