I love NYC...because just when you think you're out of things to write about...in walks the guy wearing a full karategi onto the subway platform.

Thank God they cut to a meterorologist before the Yanks/Tampa Bay game to give the forecast during the game...which was being played in Tampa...where they play in a dome. It would've been more helpful if they cut to me 20 minutes ago when I was trying to spell the word "meteorologist"...which I just had to dictionary.com

How warm is Coors Light?

So instead of only having just one bar on their bottle that indicates that a Coors Light bottle is "Cold", Coors Light has now provided more evidence to state their claim that their beer is not warm. The new bottles now have two bars that indicate if the bottle is "Cold" or "Super Cold". I'm kinda without words right now. So I'm guessing this new bottle is for people with hands that lack sensory nerves? Or just people without hands.

If Horses Could Talk.....

There was a headline about The Preakness that read "LOSING JOCKEYS HAVE THEIR SAY".

And here's what they had to say.....These are the jockeys that couldn't win , for apparently, these reasons.....

"For a while, I thought we were going to hit the board, but he just was not quite good enough." -Edgar Prado

"He didn't handle the track." -Martin Garcia

"He didn't try." -Garcia

I spoke to a few of the horses after the race and the general consensus was "STOP F-ING WHIPPING ME A$$HOLE!"

The other horses mumbled something along the lines of "STOP F-ING WHIPPING ME A$$HOLE!"

The other horses I spoke with were out of breath after running one and three-sixteenth of a mile under two minutes with a person on their back. The one horse that would talk, Flashpoint, said,"F-ck you Roger Bannister, try that with me on your back."

Then the horse said, "Yo Nate, this post is way too long." He was the one that didn't appreciate the "Why the long face" comment. Also probably why he finished last.....too busy thinking about jokes.