If Horses Could Talk.....

There was a headline about The Preakness that read "LOSING JOCKEYS HAVE THEIR SAY".

And here's what they had to say.....These are the jockeys that couldn't win , for apparently, these reasons.....

"For a while, I thought we were going to hit the board, but he just was not quite good enough." -Edgar Prado

"He didn't handle the track." -Martin Garcia

"He didn't try." -Garcia

I spoke to a few of the horses after the race and the general consensus was "STOP F-ING WHIPPING ME A$$HOLE!"

The other horses mumbled something along the lines of "STOP F-ING WHIPPING ME A$$HOLE!"

The other horses I spoke with were out of breath after running one and three-sixteenth of a mile under two minutes with a person on their back. The one horse that would talk, Flashpoint, said,"F-ck you Roger Bannister, try that with me on your back."

Then the horse said, "Yo Nate, this post is way too long." He was the one that didn't appreciate the "Why the long face" comment. Also probably why he finished last.....too busy thinking about jokes.