Tales From the 6...

"I got a right to express my muthafuckin' opinion!"

-crazy guy on the 6 to nobody in particular.

I wish I had heard that quote back when I was trying to come up with a name for this blog. Igotarighttoexpressmymuthafuckinopinion.blogspot.com Just rolls off the tongue.

Quick Hits...

• Thompson's Water Seal, relax with your commercials in NYC...cause none of us have a deck...and for the people that do have a deck, I'm sure they can afford to replace some rotted wood. And also, if you do have a deck in NYC, go fuck yourself.



• And while I'm at it, if you drink sparkling water, you're an asshole.....hope it spills all over your unstained deck.



• Please stop the commercials for the "Shake Weight" for women...for so many reasons.



• Hey newspapers, if you're gunna show a map of the US in your weather section and assign specific colors to certain areas according to temperatures and expect the key at the bottom of the page to be the basis of those colors, make sure it's not printed in black and white. Kinda defeats the purpose. If not, bundle up Miami, you're in for a 30 degree night...or Anchorage is, not sure.

My new favorite NBA ref...

Easily my favorite headline from the NBA season...

"REFEREE REPORTEDLY TELLS SUNS PLAYER, "STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH" THEN EJECTS HIM"

There's not one thing about that headline that I don't love.

Sound advice from a cab driver...

Got in a cab tonight and asked the driver how his night was going. Great response...

"It's been pretty slow but ya know what? You can't control everything, you've just gotta focus on what you can control and not let the other things bother you. You can't control the economy, the weather or how other people act. You just have to put positive thoughts out there and hope that-(as we get cut off by a Lexus)- LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' GUY!!! WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS!?!?

High Socks For Hope

David and Erin Robertson have created a fund to help those affected by the devastating tornadoes that hit David's hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama on April 27, 2011. David has pledged to donate $100 for every strikeout he records throughout the 2011 Season.

Donate
If you would like to make a tax-deductible donation, please make checks payable to:
"The David and Erin Robertson Foundation"
Mail checks to:Fidelity Charitable Gift FundPO Box 770001 Cincinnati, OH 45277-0053
100% of your donation will go directly toward relief efforts.

Anything you can do is more than appreciated.