Quick Hits...

• Thompson's Water Seal, relax with your commercials in NYC...cause none of us have a deck...and for the people that do have a deck, I'm sure they can afford to replace some rotted wood. And also, if you do have a deck in NYC, go fuck yourself.



• And while I'm at it, if you drink sparkling water, you're an asshole.....hope it spills all over your unstained deck.



• Please stop the commercials for the "Shake Weight" for women...for so many reasons.



• Hey newspapers, if you're gunna show a map of the US in your weather section and assign specific colors to certain areas according to temperatures and expect the key at the bottom of the page to be the basis of those colors, make sure it's not printed in black and white. Kinda defeats the purpose. If not, bundle up Miami, you're in for a 30 degree night...or Anchorage is, not sure.