The NFL season has reached the halfway point and instead of Mid-Season awards, I've assigned each quarterback a song from the 80's that sums up their season so far. And for my next trick, I will waste the next week and a half you-tubing every 80's song that was ever made while doing my best not to late night drunkenly text ex-girlfriends when I get to the ballads section.
NY GIANTS- Eli Manning: High Enough, Damn Yankees
Dallas- Dak Prescott/Tony Romo: At This Moment, Billy Vera
Philly- Carson Wentz: Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Guns 'n Roses
Washington- Kirk Cousins: Don't You Want Me Baby, Human League
Atlanta- Matt Ryan: Under Pressure, Queen
New Orleans- Drew Brees: Don't Dream It's Over, Crowded House
Tampa Bay- Jameis Winston: Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson
Carolina- Cam Newton: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Culture Club
Minnesota- Sam Bradford: Careless Whisper, George Michael
Detroit- Matt Stafford: Cruel Summer, Bananarama
Green Bay- Aaron Rodgers: Don't Stop Believin', Journey
Chicago- Jay Cutler: Hard To Say I'm Sorry, Chicago
Seattle- Russell Wilson: Like A Virgin, Madanna
Arizona- Carson Palmer: Forever Young, Rod Stewart
Los Angeles- Case Keenum/Jared Goff: Who Can It Be Now, Men At Work
San Francisco- Colin Kapernick: Born In The USA, Bruce Springsteen
New England- Tom Brady: You're The Best Around, Joe Esposito
New England- Tom Brady: You're The Best Around, Joe Esposito
Miami- Ryan Tannehill: Blame It On The Rain, Milli Vanilli
Buffalo- Tyrod Taylor: Take It On The Run, REO Speedwagon
NY Jets- Fitzpatrick, Smith, Petty, Hackenberg: Summer Of '69, Brian Adams
Houston- Brock Osweiler: Money For Nothing, Dire Straits
Tennessee- Marcus Mariota: St. Elmo's Fire, John Parr
Indianapolis- Andrew Luck: Here I Go Again On My Own, Whitesnake
Jacksonville- Blake Bortles: Another One Bites The Dust, Queen
Baltimore- Joe Flacco: Don't You Forget About Me, Simple Minds
Baltimore- Joe Flacco: Don't You Forget About Me, Simple Minds
Pittsburgh- Ben Roethlisberger: 18 & Life, Skid Row
Cincinnati- Andy Dalton: Bringin' On The Heartbreak, Def Leppard
Cleveland- Cody Kessler: Look Away, Chicago
Oakland- David Carr: The Right Stuff, New Kids On The Block
Kansas City- Alex Smith: If I Could Turn Back Time, Cher
Denver- Trevor Siemian: Don't Know What You've Got 'Til It's Gone, Cinderella
San Diego- Philip Rivers: Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, U2
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